Hi all, Murtle here.

You know, it’s simply not easy being a turtle in whatever century it currently is, but I’m putting forth my standard mid-level effort to get my melodic wail heard out there in the otherwise cold void of the Interweb. This site is a work in progress as I slowly learn how to computer. Maybe there isn’t much hope, but I’m gonna keep paddling my way towards victory nevertheless. Keep checking back for… well, turtles.