- Quarantine-Appropriate Activities
- The Benefits of Mask-Wearing
- Becoming a Champion Boxer
- Becoming the World’s Most Confident Swimmer
- Confronting the Existential Void
- Celebrating Yule
- Riding Shai-Hulud
- The Working Day
- Driving an Automobile
- Making Friends
- Vacationing
- A Good Night’s Sleep
- Saving the Turtles
- Choosing a Major/Profession (and it’s Anthropology)
- Overcoming Halloween Fears
- Winning Star Baker
- Last-Minute Gift Ideas
- Answering the Casual Question: “What is Your Dissertation About?”
- Madison, Wisconsin
- Defending Your Dissertation
- Being the Chosen One
- A Dignified Night at the Symphony
- Extreme Downhill Skiing for Beginners
- Des Moines, Iowa
- Olympic-Grade Victories for the Unemployed Turtle
- The Rock Show
- Maximizing the Academic Conference